Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in TARGET DOG!!!'s LiveJournal:

Tuesday, October 25th, 2005
2:50 pm	OH MY GOD IT'S A GOOGLE TIME FOR TARGET DOG AND YAAAAYYYY!@ OH MY GOD! IT'S A PICTURE! HERE I AM OR I THINK I AM OR MAYBE IT'S A BROTHER TARGET DOG BECAUSE WE'RE ALL MATH WIZARDS AND WIZARDS OF WAR AND SULTANS OF SWING AND I AM STUDYING MATHS AND ALPOS FOR SOMEONE AND I HAVE TO DO SOME MORE STUDYING ALTRHOUGH I DON'T THINK THIS IS ME BUT IT COULD BE ME I THINK IT MIGHT BE ME!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!! YES!!!! YAY~!!!!!!! Woof. OH MY GOD! IT'S ME A GAIN! NO!@ WAIT... *bossa nova please stand by music* NO...OKAY, THAT'S MY SISTER "TARGET DOG." OKAY. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE SHE IS NOT DOING MATH BUT SHE CAN IF SHE WANTS TO BECAUSE SHE'S LIKE THAT AND SHE HAS HER FRIEND THERE WHO ISN'T GOOD AT MATHS BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE SHE LOOKS NICE AND HAPPY AND SHE HAS A DOG THAT IS... t......a....R....G....T....Y....A.....Y....!!!!!!!!!!!!YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA! TARGET DOGS FLY!!!! WOOF! YAY! I LIKE VARIABLES! -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, February 13th, 2005
8:17 am	HAY!!!!! HAY HAY HAY HAY HAY WOOF HAY HAY HAY HAY !!!!!!!!!!!! HAY THIS IS TARGET DOG AND I AM NEAR AND I AM HERE AND I DID NOT DISAPPEAR AND I COULD BE A RAPPER BECAUSE I CAN MIX UP RHYMES OLD SCHOOL AND I'M THE BEST YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!! YAY (woof) YAY I'M HERE AND I DIDN'T GO AWAY I'M JUST AROUND DOING VERY IMPORTANT TARGET THINGS AND ALSO DOING TRANSDIMENSIONAL EXPERIMENTATION YAY!!! YAY TO PARALLEL UNIVERSES ON TOP AND BELOW AND EVERYWHERE AND THEN I EAT A STEAK! YAAAAY! YAY! SO I AM AROUND AND JOHN TOLD ME TO WRITE SOMETHING SO PEOPLE KNOW THAT I, TARGET DOG™ AM AROUND TO DO TARGET THINGS AND IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS OR YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO EXPLAIN THINGS I AM AN EXPLAINING DOG AND I WILL EXPLAIN. YAAAY! AWWW! YAAAY! HAY LITTLE TARGET DOGS ENJOY A BED TO SLEEP ON AND IT'S VERY INEXPENSIVE AND IT'S FROM....TAAAAAHHHRRRGGETTT!!!! YAAAAAY!!! -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Looney Tunes Theme (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 21st, 2004
2:53 pm	YAY...*trot trot trot* YAAAAY!!! 1. 2. A 1. 2. 3. 4. I LOOOOOVE TO WOOOOOOOOF! I LOOOOOOVE TO SING SONGS ABOUT WOOOOOOFING! I WOOF AND I HOOF AND I BLOW DOWN SIRIUS! SIRIUS IS A DOG STAR! AND SO AM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I SELL STUFF AT....TAHHHHRGETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! WOOF! SO, IT'S REALLY GOOD BECAUSE I SELL HERSHEY'S KISSES AND CHEER AND JOY AND FELICITY AND OTHER POSITIVE NOUNS AND IT'S A REALLY GOOD GIG, BECAUSE I DO LIKE HERSHEY'S KISSES EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T EAT THEM I CAN LOOK AT THEM AND APPRECIATE THEM SO MUCH BECAUSE THEY'RE SILVER AND NICE AND PRETTY AND I CAN BALANCE THEM ON MY HEAD FOR PEOPLE TO TAKE OFF OF MY HEAD SO THEY CAN EAT THEM AND GO "Yum, thank you, Target Dog. Thank you for delivering me some delicious choco treats!" AND THAT'S WHAT JOHN SAYS ALL THE TIME WHEN I GIVE HIM HERSHEY'S KISSES ON MY HEAD! YAYAYYAYYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAY! ... IT'S A GOOD TIME TO EXPLORE PHYSICS! -TARGET DOG!!! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2003
10:33 am	IT'S CHRISTMAS DOG IN THE CITY! YAY! WELL HERE I AM I AM IN THE CITY AND I AM AROUND AND ABOUT AND I'M HERE! YAY! AND...*woof*...HERE IS A HOMELESS MAN AND I'M GIVING HIM A STEAK AND A SLEEPING BAG AND A GIFT AND A WOOF AND A DOG BONE AND A...well, that's my lunch, let me take that back...AND A WATCH AND MONEY AND A TREE AND A HYDRANT AND LOTS OF CANDY AND A SONG! *sung* DECK THE HALLS WITH DOGS FROM TARGET, FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA! EAT THE ALPO, DON'T TOUCH THE SOCKET, FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA! DON WE NOW OUR RED OUTDOOR CAPS, FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA! BREAK THE LAWS OF GRAVITY NOW, YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY, YAY YAY YAY YAY! SO, YAY! GOOD TURN DOG HERE! *woof* IT'S LIKE *weuf* CHRISTMAS HERE AND THERE IS A BIG TREE AND I WANT TO MAKE A BIG PEE THERE BUT THERE ARE COPS AND THEY'RE SAYING, NO TARGET DOG DO NOT PEE HERE, THERE ARE PLENTY OF HYDRANTS TO PEE SO DON'T PEE HERE, PLEEEZE? NO PEE, AND NO PIE! WELL, THEY LET ME HAVE PIE, NO PEE THOUGH. THIS IS OKAY BECAUSE PEE IS GROSS (ew.). ICE SKATING! YAY! ICE SKATING! I AM ICE SKATING DOG! I CAN DO TRIPLE LUNDIES AND QUINTUPLE LUNDIES AND SKATE ON MY FACE...ow...WELL I FELL BUT YOU CAN CALL IT SKATING ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE THEN YOU ARE COOL! YAY! YOU ARE COOL DOG! YAAAAAYYYYYYY! YAY TO YOU! SO THAT IS ME TARGET DOG IN THE CITY WHILE JOHN WORKS AND EATS PIES AND PEES IN A TOILET AFTER DRINKING COFFEE. TARGET DOG, SIGNING OFF AND WOOFING FOR NO APPARENT REASON! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! -TARGET DOG!!! (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 18th, 2003
2:32 pm	HURRICANE DOG! WOOF! YAY! I MEAN! YAY! YAY! DID YOU SEE SEE SEE? THERE'S WOOF YAY! A HURRRRRRRRRRRICANE! YAY! SO MUCH FUN! I AM GONNA *WOOF* RUN RUN RUN INTO THE CANE AND RUN! AND THEN I'M GOING TO TAKE MEASUREMENTS TO TRANSMIT THEM TO THE WEATHER SERVICE! THEY'RE GOING TO SERVE IT AND HAVE FRIES! YAAAAAAY TO FRIIIIIIIIIIIES! Woof. JOHN DOESN'T THINK THAT THIS IS A GOOD IDEA BUT HE IS NOT A TARGET DOG!!! AND TARGET DOGS CAN RUN INTO HURRICANES AND EAT THE SMALL ONES AND THEN WE CAN POO TORNADOES! WOOF WOOF LAFF! WELL NOT POO TORNADOES--MAYBE NO POO, I CAN'T PROMISE! POO....yuuuhck. WOOF! SO YAY! THAT'S MY PLAN, STAN. EVEN IF YOU AREN'T STAN, THAT'S A PLAN! YAY! AND MY BROTHER TARGET DOG IN NYC IS HOLDING PAPERCLIPS RIGHT NOW. HE'S A SMALL DOG BUT HE IS A POWERFUL DOG AND HE IS SPLITTING INFINITIVES AND INFINITY! I SAW HIM TAKE NUMBERS AND IT WAS AMAZING! YAAAY TO SMALLLLLLL DAAAWWWGGGGSSSS!!!!! *dance dance dance* I'M PREPARING FOR MY HURRICANE TRAVELING! AND I HAVE A BAG AND A COMPUTER AND A BALLOON! Uhhp uhhp and away in my beautiful my beautiful bahh-looooon!!!!! SO *wuf* YEAH! HERE I AM (TARGET DOG), ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE! YAY! -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Looney Tunes Theme (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003
8:24 pm	*hot liquid magma fun* Wow! Wow! HEY GUYS I AM NOT DEAD I AM NOT A DEAD DOG I AM NOT A HOT DOG (ALTHOUGH I AM WARM AND SLIGHTLY MOIST--DON'T ASK) BUT I AM STILL HERE! I AND TARGET DOG, AND TARGET DOG (mini) AND THE LAMB AND THE DOLPHIN AND HUGH DOWNS AND FLIP SPICELAND ARE IN A DIFFERENT TOWN! I bet you would like to know what town. Yeah. I bet you would. Yeah. And I would like to RUN! BUT *woof* I AM HERE AND WE ARE HERE AND WE ARE ALL HERE TOGETHER AND THINGS ARE GOOD AND JOHN NO LONGER LOOKS LIKE THE ELEPHANT MAN. *weuf* And WORF I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND THE BIG BANG THEORY, ALONG WITH THE SUBSEQUENT CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE ORIGIN OF HUMAN LIFE, AND I THOUGHT, "WOW, IS THAT THE ICE CREAM MAN?!" AND IT.. WAS!!!! SO I RAN AFTER THE ICE CREAM MAN AND I SCREAMED! "WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF ICE CREAM!" AND THEN HE GAVE ME A SPONGEBOB POP! YAY! THAT WAS A GOOD STORY. Oh the memories, how they carry on in our minds.... SO THAT IS AN UPDATE AND THAT IS IT AND THERE IS NO MORE MOISTNESS BECAUSE I DID DOGGIE ROLLS--SO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND DON'T FORGET TO EAT PASTA! -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Loonie Tunes Theme (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003
10:44 am	The new music revolution. YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY! SO...woof....YEAH MY BROTHER TARGET DOG WENT TO LIVE WITH ME AND MY BROTHER TARGET DOG. SO NOW WE ARE THREE TARGET DOGS AND WE ALL RUN AROUND AND SAY WE ARE TARGEEEEETTTTTTT DAAWWWWWGGGGZZZ WHO EAT HOT DAAAWWWGGGS THAT AREN'T REALLY DOGS BUT THEY'RE CALLED HOT DOGS AND THEY'RE HOT TO EATTTTA AA AAYYYYAYYYAAAAA!!!! BUT NEW TARGET DOG BROTHER IS SMALLER THAN TARGET DOG AND I AND HE HAS A RACING OUTFIT ON SO HE GOES ON RACING ON A ROLLER SKATE WHICH ISN'T A CAR BUT HE SAYS IT IS HIS CAR SO HE RACES ON IT AND GOES YAAAAAAAYYYY! I AM RACING AND I WILL BEAT ANDRETTI AND ALL THE OTHERS BECAUSE I AM A SUPER TARGET DAAOAOOAOAOOAOAAAGHHAAGHAHJHHJAHJGHGH! *breaaaaaaaaaath* *pant pant pant* Okay, I'm better now. I just get verrrrrryyyyYYYYYY EXCITED EASILY!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY! *pant* *wererf* *taps on the keyboard* I like music too! -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Looney Tunes Theme (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, February 28th, 2003
12:01 pm	SLEEPY TIME IS FUN BUT SO IS TETRIS! *excitement builds up* *building* *continuing to build* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY AYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYYYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYYAY! *Bloomfield, NJ explodes and reconstitutes at the exact same time* YAAAY! HAY! WOOF! GUESS WHAT? GUESS! GUESS DAMN YOU INSECTS AND POLITICIANS! GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS!!! *tail wag* W00F! I AM GOING TO BUY A BONE! YAYAAYYAYYAYYA! I HAVE BONES TO BUY AND CHEW ON AND SHARE WITH TARGET DOG AND WITH TARGET LAMB! YAAAAAYYYY! I'M GETTING A BONE AND A STEAK AND SOME ALPO, AND I'M GOING TO SING THE I'M GETTING A BONE SONG: (sung to the tune of the I'm Getting a Bone Song) I'M GOING TO GET A BONE FROM THE STORE! YAAAAY I'M GOING TO GET A STEAK! I'M YAAAYING AND RUNNING AND EATING BOOKS! WELL, NOT REALLY EATING BOOKS! BUT I'M GOING TO GET A BONE AND SOME BOOKS! WOOF! AND THEN I'LL CHEW ON A BONE AND EAT A STEAK AND CHEW ON THE STEAK IN A TUG OF WAR WITH TARGET DOG AND THEN WE'LL FALL ON OUR BUTTS. THEN WE WILL SAY *ow* BUT THEN WE'LL CONTINUE TO RUN IN CIRCLES AND DANCE ON THE CEILING AND RUN OVER LIONEL RITCHIE WITH A TANK! YAAAY! HELLO, IT IS TARGET DOG YOU'RE LOOKING FOR! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYy!!!!! *Bloomfield implodes/reconstitutes again* -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Loonie Tunes Theme (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 28th, 2003
3:02 pm	*rumble rumble rumble* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY! HAY HAY HAY EVERYONE! HAY HAY HAY HAY HAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! YAY! WELL YAY, LET ME SAY THAT I AM A BUSY TARGET DOG! YAYYY! I AM....umm....RUNNING FULL SPEED INTO THINGS AND RUNNING AND I LIKE TO RUN ON WALLS AND TREES AND ED ASNER AND EAT HIS NOSE AND ELECTRICITY. I AM... RANDOM DOG!!! TARGET IS MAKING ME DO LOTS OF STUFF FOR TARGET! I DO ADS AND BANNER ADS AND GIFT CARDS AND DOG PIES! WOW! YAYYY! LOTS OF STUFF TO DO FOR THIS DOG! AND I AM THIS Taarrrrarararggggtgeett Dog! WOOF! YEAH, AND I AM *flea scratches* HERE READING A BOOK. I AM ALSO DOING COLD FUSION. IT'S brrrrr COLD FOR FUSION, AND I AM FUSING THINGS IN THE COLD. I AM ALSO MAKING ENERGY FROM MATTER! YAY TO E=MC2!! AND ALPO! *Hmm...I wonder if I can cold fuse Alpo to make Alpo from Alpo.....YES I CAN!!! YES I CAN!!! FUSION FOR FOOOOOOOOODDDDDD! Weuf. Oh no, cats outside! GO AWAY CATS! YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY SOUL AND SCRATCH IT! MY SOUL IS DOGGIE! FOR I AM -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Loonie Tunes Theme (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 26th, 2002
11:55 am	ATTENTION TARGET SHOPPERS HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK! YAY! A FAVOR TO ASK YOU ALL, FOR ALL YOU ARE ALL. TODAY IS *doggie drum roll* DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS DAY SALES! YAAAAYYYYYYY! AND THERE ARE TARGET DOGS! YES! TARGET DOGS! THERE ARE TARGET DOG BROTHERS TO BE BOUGHT AND THEY WOULD LIKE A HOME! THEY ARE ALL EXCITED AND THEY CALL ME AND SAY "HEY, TARGET DOG! THIS IS TARGET DOG! WE HAVE A SALE! WE WANT HOMES SO WE CAN RELAX AND RUN! PLEASE SEND A WORD OUT! AND WE WILL ALL DO DANCES AND FRACTALS! SO BUY TARGET DOGS! WE WILL LOVE YOU AND BE HAPPY AND WILL SAY "That is a very nice sweater, and it looks good on you!" WE ARE TARGET DAAAAAAAAWWWWWGS! YAY! BUY A TARGEY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! woof. -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Looney Tunes Theme (Comment on this)
Monday, December 16th, 2002
10:29 am	AN AWARD FOR ME! YAAAAY! YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYY! *pant pant pant* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! HAY! HAY HAY HAY HAY HAY! YAY, I WON AN AWARD! YAY! I CAN'T WAIT! YAY! I WON AN IMPORTANT AWARD! I GOT AN EMAIL AND IT SAID "HEY, TARGET DOG, YOU WON AN AWARD!" YAAAY! LET ME CLICK THE MOUSE HERE...*clickity click click* EWW! *doggie barfs* EWWW! IT'S GRANNIES! IT'S GRANNIES! EWWWW! PUT A DRESS ON!!! YIPE! EW! OKAY I AM AN ANGRY TARGET DOG! I WILL PEE ON THESE PEOPLE! NO MORE ICK PORN! EWW! WHAT SHOULD I DO? THESE PEOPLE NEED A LESSON! EWW! *barf* *pant* *weuf* EW, DOG BURP! EW. woof. -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: dirty Current Music: The Looney Tunes Theme (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 11th, 2002
4:13 pm	Target Dog finally responds: seraphimsegrist asked: "you know the japanese fancy zen thing 'does a dog have the buddha nature?' which seems kind of degrading to dogs as if they have to prove something, well what I would ask you is 'does a buddha have the dog nature?' +Seraphim." HAY, IT'S OKAY! DOGS ARE LOYAL, KIND, LOVING, AND EAT ALPO! WE DON'T NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING BUT BUDDAH WAS WISE! DOGS ARE WISE AND DO MATH! THE BUDDAH DIDN'T EAT ALPO THOUGH! BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE ALPO. BUT IF BUDDAHDOG DID EAT, HE MAY EAT ALPO! HE'D SAY "I have achieved Nirvana. I am hungry. I would like Alpo(r). Om...woof!" prester_scott asked: "Paper or plastic?" WOOF! WELL...PANT PANT PANT! WELL, I LIKE BOTH! I LIKE BOTH BECAUSE ALPO CANS ARE HEAVY. AND PLASTIBAGS ARE WEAK. BUT I AM STRONG! EVEN IF ALPO CANS FALL, I CAN PICK THEM UP! YAY! I PICK THEM UP TO HELP! THEN, I EAT THEM! WOOF! I AM A PRIME MOVER! careyonly asked: Target Dog, did you see the picture I found for you?" and "Target Dog, will my sister samphire69 become a livejournal addict? How can I help her to become one?" YAY! YEAH I DID! I MET HIM--WE HAD A TARGETDOG AD SHOOT FOR TARGET AND HE WAS LIKE "YAY! HAY! HOW ARE YOU?" AND I SAID "YAY! I'M FINE *weuf* AND I AM HERE AND I WILL BE FAMOUS!" AND HE SAID "COOL!" AND I SAID "COOL!" AND THEN I PEED, BUT I DIDN'T PEE TOO MUCH. I ONLY PEED A LITTLE. FOR YOUR SISTER, SHE SHOULD EAT A LOT OF BEEF. THAT WILL HELP HER WRITE. THEN SHE CAN DO A CHA CHA DANCE. AFTER SHE DANCES, SHE WILL BE A LIVEJOURNAL ADDICT! OR YOU CAN GET HER A TARGET DOG! A TARGET DOG WILL BARK A LOT! IT IS MEET AND RIGHT SO TO BARK! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF! greeneyed_devil wrote: If jjostm killed someone and asked you to dig a hole to hid the body, would you help him? GRR. I WOULDN'T HELP! BUT IF HE HAD A BONE TO BURY, HE'D JUST HAVE TO SAY "HEY TARGET DOG, I NEED A HOLE DUG!" AND I'D SAY "I HAVE A SHOVEL! YAY TO SHOVELS!" AND THEN I'D SHOVEL SHOVEL SHOVEL SHOVEL SHOVEL SHOVEL SHOVEL. AND THEN I'D FIND JIMMY HOFFA. AND THEN I WOULD SAY "HEY, I FOUND JIMMY HOFFA--I NEED TO CALL GERALDO!" AND THEN I'D CALL GERALDO, AND HE'D SAY "This is amazing, let me blow up the house to get to his vault!" BUT THEN I'D SAY "NO! THERE IS NO EXPLOSIONS!" AND THEN I'D PEE ON HIS MUSTACHE! AND BITE OFF HIS HAIR! WOOF! NO EXPLOSIONS! *grrrrrrrrrrr* serenadesha wrote: Wouldn't the automatic answer to "life, the universe...or anything" be 42? YES! IT IS 42...CANS OF FOOD! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL FOR ME TOO! YAY! WOW! I LOVE FOOD! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *raises little flag* shiks wrote: "Target Dog - I need a new job. What should be my new source of income?" I THINK YOU SHOULD...HMM....ICE CREAM TRUCK! ICE CREAM TRUCK! YAY! YOU COULD DRIVE AROUND AND SAY "Hello, would you like an ice cream pop?" AND KIDS WOULD BE LIKE "YOU'RE THE BEST PERSON EVER!" AND ALL DOGS WOULD LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! YAY! DOGS LOVE! "Greater love hath no dog but for the ice cream lady! And for the Ralston-Purina Comany. Ahhhhmen! " suziannabean wrote: "Do you know my secret identity?" HAY EVERYONE--IT'S MARIO LEMEUX! YAY!!! YOU PLAY HOCKEY! YAYYYYYY! YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE A CAT SOUND! *WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!* I WILL CHASE YOU NOW! WOOF WOOF WOOF! I WILL GET GOALS! I AM THE HOCKEYDOG! YAY! I WON THE STANLEY CUP! yuki_marou wrote: "Target dog who is responsible for all the used gum in the parking lots of america?" It's the CANADIANS! *bum bum buuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm* WOOF! DAMN CANADIANS! AND IT'S THE CARE BEARS TOO! THEY DO IT! THEY TOOK THE GUM AND ARE LIKE "HEE HEE, WE'RE EVIL CARE BEARS! WE DON'T CARE! GUM ON THE GROUND FOR YOU AMERICANS! WE'RE EVIL NON-CARE CANADIAN BEARS, eh?" NO MORE BACON FROM THE CANADIANS! I HATE CANADIAN BACON! BUT I DO LOVE REGULAR BACON! BUT NOTHING IS LIKE ALPO! ALPO IS THE BOMB DIGGIDITY! YAYYYYYYYY! +---+ THAT'S ALL FOR NOW GUYS--SORRY FOR THE DELAY! I'VE BEEN A BUSY TARGET DOG! CHASING NON-CARE CANADIAN BEARS IS ROUGH! WOOF! SO HAVE A GREAT DAY, EH? -TARGET DOG Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Looney Tunes Theme (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 24th, 2002
10:44 pm	Love Letters and Advice...from Target Dog® (This message is crossposted in jjostm's and target_dog's journal! Woof! HAY! HAY HAY HAY HAY HAY! I'M WILLING TO TAKE SOME QUESTIONS AND ANSWER THEM AND YELL AND BARK AND RUN AROUND AND RUN AND THEN RUN AFTER I EAT A TREE! WOOOOOF! So...if you have questions and concerns about your life and want a reasoned answer, ask me...target_dog. And then I will drink this cup of coffee. *sip*....obsbjbbbbbrbrberbrbrbrbrbrbrrbrbbrbrbrraa! HA HA! WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF! YAY! QUESTIONS TO ME! HAY JOHN! JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN! I'M ASKING FOR QUESTIONS JOHN! HAY! YAY! JOHN JOHN JOHN! GET OFF THE TOILET JOHN! GET OFF OF IT! GET OFF!!! GET OOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! WOOF! *switches over* Geesh, target_dog drank all of my coffee. I knew I should have locked it away. Grar. And I shouldn't have eaten 18 bean burritos! Yowzers! Regardless, if you have questions about life, the universe...or anything, send them to target_dog. All questions will be answered by He Who Is From Target, with due exceptions to those involving being humped by your's truly. It has already been discussed that I do not hump target_dog, and that he does not hump. He is, in fine, a hump-free dog. And now, I am going to make the bed...and then sleep in it. So leave messages for target_dog and have a good night! Woof! -j & -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Looney Tunes Theme (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 12th, 2002
8:16 am	YAY! GUESS WHAT?! YAY! HAY EVERYONE MY BROTHER TARGET DOG IS LIVING WITH US NOW! HE WAS AT TARGET, BUT NOW HE LIVES HERE! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! WE'VE BEEN TALKING AND RUNNING AND TALKING AND SOLVING PI AND EATING PIE! annnnnnd ALPO! YAAAAYYYYYYYYY! *berp* SHOULD HAVE HAD THE PIE! WE ARE NOW GOING TO GO TO THE PARK AND RUN AFTER CRACKHEADS! YAAAAY! -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Looney Tunes Theme (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 29th, 2002
8:41 pm	YAAAAY! HEY! *WOOF* HEY HEY HEY! LOOK WHAT gen MADE FOR ME! IT'S ME! YAY! IT'S ME! I'M EATING A MOUSE! YAY! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, MOUSE! YAY! I RIP AND I TEAR AND I BARK AND I GO "Hey, that's a nice hat!" NO, I DON'T DO THAT! AWW SHUCKS, YEAH I DO! YAY! NICE HAT YOU GOT! YAY TO HATS! I LOVE HATS! I LOVE MY target_dog HAT! YAAAY! -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Looney Tunes Theme (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 24th, 2002
4:21 pm	uh oh. *pout* OH NO! JOHN IS GONNA CLEAN ME! OH NO! OH NO NO NO NO NO! TARGET DOGS HATE BATHS! YIPE! WE WILL BATHE AND MY TARGET MAY FALL OFF! I MAY BE TARGET-FREE DOG! NO! AIIIEE! WOOF! WHAT TO DO...WHAT TO DO...WHAT TO DO... I COULD MAKE A BUNKER UNDER A PARKING LOT IN GERMANY! grrrr...NO! THEN I WOULD BE FUEHRERHUND! I AM NOT FUEHEREHUND! DOGGIELAND UBER ALLES! um....pout pout pout...WOOF! WHAT SHOULD I DO? WHAT SHOULD I DO!! *yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe* -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Looney Tunes Theme (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, October 19th, 2002
2:29 pm	OOOH! JOHN'S NOT HOME! HAY! YAYYYY! I CAN READ JOHN'S BOOKS! YAYY! I CAN READ LUTHER! YAY LUTHER! YAAAY! I ALSO CAN EAT ALPO! ALPO! YAY YAY YAY! BEER AND ALPO AND LUTHER OH MY! NO, I DIDN'T SAY BEER! I DON'T DRINK BEER...OKAY, I DO! BUT IT'S A LITTLE BIT! AND YOU PUT IT ON GRAVY TRAIN FOOD YOU GET GRAVY! YAY TO BEER GRAVY! YAYYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYYA! WOOF. AND I LIKE TO MOVE AROUND AND BARK AT WALLS! BARK BARK BARK BARK! HEY WALL, I'M ONTO YOU! BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! WE'RE JUSTIFIED BY BEER ALONE! NO, GRACE! GRACE AND BEER! YAYYYYYY! YAY! TARGET DOG! WOOF! YAY! -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Looney Tunes Theme (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 16th, 2002
3:00 pm	*whimper* *whimper whimper whimper* I MISS JOHN! *whimper* I EVEN MISS DANIELLE, EVEN THOUGH SHE WANTS TO KIDNAP ME AND TURN ME INTO DEAD DOGGIE PARTS. *whimper* I HAVE NO ALPO! WHAAAA! WAIT, I DO HAVE ALPO! YES! YAY ALPO! YAYYYY! If a can of alpo is alone in the middle of the forest, does it still taste beefy? YEAH! YAY! YES IT DOES! *whooF* YAY TO BEEF! YAYYYYYYYY! -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Looney Tunes Theme (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, October 11th, 2002
8:07 pm	YAY! NEW PICTURE! YAY! HAY! YAY! NEW PICTURE TIME! JOHN GAVE ME ALPO AND TOOK A PICTURE OF ME AND PASCHA! YAY TO PICTURES! i'm..too sexy for this lamb...too sexy for this lamb new york and japaaaan! YAY! PICTURES ARE FUN! AND SO IS CONNECT FOUR! YAAAAY! -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: The Looney Tunes Theme (9 Comments |Comment on this)
2:56 pm	YAY! PERSONAL JOURNAL! YAY! WOOF! PANT PANT PANT I'M SO EXCITED!!! YAAAAAAAYYYYY! bark. I HAVE MY OWN JOURNAL NOW! I CAN WRITE ABOUT WHAT I WANT, WHERE I WANT. I WANT A NO-SPIN ZONE! YAY! NO, I WANT TO SPIN. I WANT TO GO IN A CAR AND SAY "JOHN, DRIVE IN CIRCLES! I WANT TO SPIN AND STICK MY HEAD OUT THE WINDOW AND BARK AT WAHABBISTS! YAY! BARK BARK BARK! TAKE THAT WAHABBISTS!" I AM TARGET DOG! PANT PANT PANT...SO COME AND READ MY JOURNAL AND ASK QUESTIONS AND SEND IT TO EVERYONE BECAUSE I AM TARGET DOG! WHOOF! THE WEST IS THE BEST! MR. TARGO RISIN! -TARGET DOG!!! Current Mood: excited Current Music: Looney Tunes Theme (24 Comments |Comment on this)